Madonna has just given her most revealing interview for years. It was done for an Australian TV station and will probably never be shown over here. And this is what happened. Ihe first thing you see is a close-up of Madonnaās face smiling. Then she lets out the most enormous belch, says āHi. Iām Madonnaā and bursts into hysterical laughter. Most odd. Then she starts talking about love: āI guess you know when youāre in love when you finally decide that you want to make sacrifices for somebody else, and you want to give something up for somebody else, you donāt lust concentrate on yourself. Like the love that parents have for their childrenā¦ā she turns and calls for her father, āā¦Dadā¦!ā Oddly her father, a man who has obviously given very few fashion tips to one of the most famous celebrities in the universe, does appear. He perches himself on the end of the sofa and the following conversation ensues. āMadonn,ā he says. āI think itās time we get going here.ā āGet going wher...