June 7, 1996 // "If Madonna Calls" is a song that Junior Vasquez made after Madonna and he had a falling-out in 1996. The song went to number two on the dance charts.
he original version that Vasquez plays at nightclubs contains what is widely believed to be an actual phone message from Madonna left on Vasquez's answering machine. The song lyrics are as follows: (voice recording ostensibly left by Madonna on Vasquez's answering machine at his home in New York): "Hello Junior, This is Madonna. Are you there? (short pause) Call me in Miami." This is followed by the voice of vocal house artist, Franklin Fuentes, saying: "If Madonna calls, I'm not here" This is followed by hard tribal rhythms, with the samples of the message still playing in the loop of the track, and the male singer repeating the words shown above along with "Hola Señorita Cosa" ("Hello Ms. Thing"). Towards the end of the song, the words change and the male voice concludes by saying: "If Madonna calls…actually if she calls just disconnect her. That's right if she calls, tell her I'm not here." The song r...