Health-conscious Madonna celebrates MDNA chart success... with vitamin tablets

At her party to celebrate the album's sales she wanders over to a table laden with champagne... and loads of nutritious vitamin pills

Let it never be said that the Queen Mother of Pop has forgotten how to party.

Her new album MDNA reached the pinnacle of the US charts, so a collection of her mates decided to throw a bash for her.

In footage uploaded on her YouTube account, Madge, 96 53, is seen walking into a crowded room full of her dancers and friends, where she is told the good news.

She does a little dance, and then wanders over to a table laden with champagne... and loads of nutritious vitamin pills.

Madonna posts a picture of herself to a fan on Twitter
Macrobiotic food nut Madge then hands out the yummy supplements to her vita-minions, who try not to appear too crestfallen.

But then she goes to cut the cake, and things get even more embarrassing. She brandishes the knife at her pals – for a laugh – and a slab of cake gets thrust straight in her manager Guy Oseary’s face.

He looks absolutely thrilled to smithereens as she tells him: “That’s for making me work so hard, motherf*****!”

Pffft – as if workaholic Madge can’t get enough of all this hard graft. Anyhow, it was a lovely gesture by her mates – but they probably won’t bother to throw a party for her birthday (she’s had more than enough of them by now surely).

Meanwhile, there was some bad news for Madge as Quentin Tarantino has snubbed her pleas for him to direct her new video.

The singer has repeatedly begged the director to shoot the vid for her classily titled single Gang Bang.

But he’s told her he’s “too busy” filming a new movie. Madge doesn’t seem convinced. “He’s shooting a movie til June,” she muses. “That’s no excuse. I’m still waiting for his call.”

Keep on taking the tablets Madge...